Lillies
Conversation in the hall-way some 10 minutes ago with flat-mate X (of female sex) who shall remain anonymous.
Her: :-( Mark, do you know what happened to the Lillies that I got for my birthday ?
Me: They were in the Kitchen and they kept falling over, so at some point I just threw them away.. [mentally: and they stank tot aan de hoge hemel]
Her: :-( But my boyfriend spent over a 100 pound on those flowers!
Me: O_O I am so sorry! I didn't know that! Fuck ... [That guy gave you lillies worth over a HUNDRED BLOODY POUNDS!?! And while you don't even have a proper vase, so you put them in a beheaded Evian bottle!?! A hundred pounds! That's 150 euros! That's over 300 old fashioned guilders! Fuuuccckk...]
Her: :-( That's alright ... [What??? I get away that easily? Ahh, we're playing the I-am-giving-you-a-guilty-conscience-game, well, you succeeded. Why, though; why?!? A hundred pounds! This world is mad...]
And back to my essay now. Aju.
Conversation in the hall-way some 10 minutes ago with flat-mate X (of female sex) who shall remain anonymous.
Her: :-( Mark, do you know what happened to the Lillies that I got for my birthday ?
Me: They were in the Kitchen and they kept falling over, so at some point I just threw them away.. [mentally: and they stank tot aan de hoge hemel]
Her: :-( But my boyfriend spent over a 100 pound on those flowers!
Me: O_O I am so sorry! I didn't know that! Fuck ... [That guy gave you lillies worth over a HUNDRED BLOODY POUNDS!?! And while you don't even have a proper vase, so you put them in a beheaded Evian bottle!?! A hundred pounds! That's 150 euros! That's over 300 old fashioned guilders! Fuuuccckk...]
Her: :-( That's alright ... [What??? I get away that easily? Ahh, we're playing the I-am-giving-you-a-guilty-conscience-game, well, you succeeded. Why, though; why?!? A hundred pounds! This world is mad...]
And back to my essay now. Aju.
posted by Isalicus at 13:47
1 Comments:
I was planning on saying something clever in this comment box, but I couldn't stop laughing. You should add this scenario to your anthropology textbook, to go with your story about Guy Fawkes :-)
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